Midnight encounters

Ring ring!

Should I, shouldn't I? Hello, hellooooo? I hang up. What time is it anyway? 1 am. Hmmmm! This could be interesting. Take a deep breath! Dial number.

Did you just call me or am I dreaming?
No I didn’t!
What are you doing awake so late?
It’s hard for me to sleep without someone by my side.
Want me to come over?
Possibly.
Wrong answer!
Should I more specific?
Of course! Just say the word and I’ll take the next cab there!
More like the other way!
By all means, get here now!

[Idle talk for some time to recompose from my blatant slutiness]

Is your bed comfortable?
Very
Double bed?
Sure!
So you can maneuver?
Totally, major acrobatics, come check it out. When I’m alone, I just use half of it.
So you usually have people there?
Oops, I meant because I’m alone!
Too Late. I don't do crazy stuff like that.
Just take some weed, jump into your car and come over. You can blame it on that.
Ahh! I have an early morning presentation.
I'll give you all the inspiration you need for the morning.
Really, I have an early morning.
Ok, so we do drinks in the evening?
Possibly!
Ok!
[click]


Now why did I waste all that air time?